Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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