I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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