Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just had sex bonerless
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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