"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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