i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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