that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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