Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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