ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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