So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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