How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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