Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he thought i was a dude.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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