I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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