I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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