Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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