And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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