So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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