Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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