Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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