she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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