Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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