VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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