we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
