Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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