You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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