my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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