On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I lost the right to judge tonight
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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