dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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