So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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