Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You're completely useless in the revolution.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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