my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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