morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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