McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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