Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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