party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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