How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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