Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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