Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Is it because I queefed?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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