There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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