That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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