I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I have post one night stand depression
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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