your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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