dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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