Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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