don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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