No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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