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we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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