i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
zippers are such a cool invention
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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