how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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