And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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