whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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