He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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