her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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