The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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